Given that the Hornets suck, I needed a distraction, so I went and checked out every cheerleader dancer eligible for that Vegas All-Star thing and picked a top five. Please note that this is based solely on looks, because personality and dancing ability don't really matter a shit. Without further ado...
5. Sarah from the New York Knicks (Video):
4. Talor from the New Orleans Hornets (Video):
3. Tina from the San Antonio Spurs (Video):
2. Dani from the Phoenix Suns (Video):
1. Katherine from the Miami Heat (Video):
Since I've already crossed the line, might as well point out that the Bulls have the worst trio in this thing, while the Spurs probably have the best.
You can check out all the other dancers and do the vote thing here. Feel free to disagree with my selections, but I think my abundance of first-hand experience with beautiful women makes me an expert on things like this.
8 magnificent comments post your own
Terp
01/07/07 09:23 PM
Dani looks like she is about to melt.
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Niall Doherty
01/07/07 10:13 PM
She's shit outta luck living in Phoenix then.
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Matt
01/08/07 07:18 AM
Worst trio? No offense gals, but them Nuggettes are not doing it for me.
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uncle remus
01/08/07 07:35 AM
Jamie from Utah should be on your list. Actually she should be #1. Even though I'm from Chicago, I must agree that the luvabulls are the worst.
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Ron Hitley
01/08/07 08:16 AM
Jamie was shortlisted, but her video let her down. And I agree 67% about the Nuggettes, Matt. Heather saved them.
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Barron
01/12/07 01:03 PM
I think if Matt Leinert finds Dani she'll be next on his list of "Who I'm nailing this week."
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Anonymous
04/30/08 07:52 AM
Wow, you guys have the worst taste in chicks. LOL! These chicks are nasty fugly.
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vandoir nunes goncalves
05/30/08 01:47 PM
parabens, sao todas lindas
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