Okay - I'm going to give in to a touch of smugness and post this before we get tested by the Spurs. Here is one more recap of the Hornets-Mavericks Series, told in accordance with the 5 Stages of Grief.
Stage 1: DENIAL

"We get this win, it's a new series. We haven't shown up in this series yet. We all know that. But it's going to be crazy here." - Jason Terry, Before Game 3
"We've been down 2-0 before, and we've even lost two home games before and came back to win the series . . . I still think we have what it takes to win this series. So I'm not going to throw everything out the window now." - Dirk Nowitzki, after losing big in Game 2
"We still think we can get better," Johnson said. "After the first two games, we hadn't started playing playoff basketball. We had flashes of it last night." - Avery Johnson, after losing big in Game 2
"We may be down 2-0, but Jeff Bower can't dance like this! Anyone want to RUUUUUMBAAAA!?" - Obviously Fake Quote Not Uttered by Mark Cuban
Stage 2: ANGER
"I was about ready to kick his ass -- you know what I'm saying? He was sitting on the sideline and we just got into a little conversation or something and he was going to tell me, you know, 'Talk to me when you get a ring.' I was like, I told that fool, 'If I played with Magic and Worthy and Kareem I'd have a ring, too. So, you know, he's a sucker in my book, but that's a whole other story."
- Jerry Stackhouse, being a Jackass about Byron Scott
"I'll show you for making me look like an overpaid, useless piece of crap." - Thoughts of Jason Kidd, never expressed aloud.
Stage 3: BARGAINING

"I saw a review of it. Kidd wasn't trying to hurt anybody. I think he got caught in a bad position. It was just a tough call. By no means was he trying to injure Pargo."
- Avery Johnson, Hoping Kidd would not be suspended
Stage 4: DEPRESSION
"We just didn't have a great offensive series, I guess," - Nowitzki, speaking about the series in the past tense before it was over.
Stage 5: ACCEPTANCE

"Mavs, Johnson part ways after team's playoff ouster" - AP Headline following Mavs defeat.
"It's a team game, and all the pieces have to fit together, and the pieces just weren't fitting together." - Mark Cuban, asked about the Firing of Avery Johnson
Okay, I think that's enough gloating on my part. Don't want to tempt fate with the Spurs coming up!


8 life-affirming comments post your own
Emir lidan
05/02/08 07:19 PM
well ima just go out and wish the hornets luck vs the spurs in game 1 just because we all know there gonna come out and try to steal 1 right away and ima say if they start flopping we flop back and see what happens i figure if the refs call ther flops they call ours aswel
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Apple
05/02/08 07:44 PM
Boo-hoo! They just announced that Kobe Bryant got MVP. I think he got the sympathy vote for not winning it when Shaq was there. He is very good...but he's not MVP. That's OUR guy, Chris Paul!!!
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Ron Hitley
05/03/08 03:37 AM
You should add another stage for Josh Howard... <strong>Stage 6: THE MUNCHIES</strong>
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ticktock6
05/03/08 04:08 AM
Is that really Mark Cuban dancing??
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Ron Hitley
05/03/08 04:23 AM
Yeah, I think that's from when he did <em>Dancing with the Stars</em>. Thankfully, I don't watch anything on TV apart from basketball and <em>Family Guy</em> so my eyes were never subject to such ridiculousness.
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k
05/03/08 04:37 AM
Not alot of room to gloat, in my opinion. The #2 seed beat the #7 seed (that barely squeaked in the playoffs). That is how it should have been. Hornets are going up against a "real" contender, and while the Hornets may last long enough to make it a series, they will eventually be beaten by the Spurs.
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K
05/03/08 04:41 AM
Great post can you add Stage 6 as Celebration and shoe the fans going nuts. That was a great series
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atthehive
05/03/08 12:47 PM
Can't believe I missed this... hilarious!
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