Okay - I had so much fun with that last post, I decided to use my mad photoshop skillz and elaborate. So, I present to you your Hornets Starting Five!
At Bard, 6'6" from Michigan State, Morrrrrrriiss PETERSON!!

At Ranger, 6'9" out of Xavier, David "Fluffy Nowitzki Hunter" West!!

At Barbarian, 7'2" out of Dominguez High School, Ty-son Chandlerrrr!!!

At Sorceror, 6'10 from Serbia, Pe-ja Sto-jak-ovic!

AND at Wizard, 6-foot out of Wake Forest, and after that last fight, the new MVP of the league, C! P! THREEEEEEEEE!

I love my nerd-hood.


19 articulate comments post your own
atthehive
06/11/08 08:56 AM
Lol. Love the Kobe one.
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berto
06/11/08 01:34 PM
everytime i see even that face of peja, i get scary nightmares. Very unpleasant
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Dave
06/11/08 02:23 PM
RealGM has a story up saying that Pargo has admitted he plans to opt out. Bad news, it'll have a knock on effect on the Hornets' free agent plans.
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atthehive
06/11/08 02:59 PM
Yeah, he confirmed he would yesterday.
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Ron Hitley
06/11/08 03:16 PM
Man, we need to balance out all this nerdy D&D stuff with like a Honeybee feature or something.
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Mark
06/11/08 04:27 PM
What the hell guys. I take a one-day hiatus and come back to this? And a big emphatic <em><strong>YES </strong></em>to Ron's idea. According to the most recent Dime Mag, they show some lovin' for our Honeybees with a small feature. I quote, "It's $50 per girl per hour non-performing, or $75 per girl per hour for a performance." I'm game.
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Ron Hitley
06/11/08 05:40 PM
@ Mark: I'll see what I can do.
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Anonymous
06/11/08 06:32 PM
boo
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Adam Rodney
06/12/08 03:10 AM
Hey Ryan, You should talk to your boy Dariusz Ejkiewiczabout taking those hilariousimages, touching em up, and puting them together as one gang for an awesome wall paper. Thats one that I would surely download. AR Rodney
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Hornet-Saint
06/12/08 11:31 AM
Wow, October really can't come fast enough!
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Anonymous
06/12/08 01:35 PM
They should call it Ryanshopping pictures...
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Stefan
06/12/08 06:53 PM
Ron, Ryan and everyone else. I decided to use my image editing skills too, and make it like the NBA Finals. This image I made is hilarious if you don't like the Lakers. Here's the link: http://s80.photobucket.com/albums/j180/Stefan16TT/?action=view&current=KG.jpg
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Stefan
06/12/08 06:55 PM
Ok, this is pissing me off. It won't let me post the link
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atthehive
06/12/08 08:59 PM
Lol, that's pretty good Stefan. If exceptionally gory.
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Apple
06/12/08 09:00 PM
<strong>WOW</strong>, Ryan...that was some <strong>awesome</strong> PhotoShopping. Poo, Stefan. Wish we could see your link.
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Apple
06/12/08 09:05 PM
Here's an idea Stephan. At <strong>Post a comment </strong>put the link in the <strong>Your site</strong> box. That way if we click on your name it'll take us to your site...I think. If you click on my name it takes you to my blog site. It's worth a try.
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mW
06/13/08 02:19 AM
It's not pretty but the link is there. Just look for the "http://" cue and drag your copy and paste until you reach "KG.jpg."
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Ron Hitley
06/13/08 02:37 AM
@ Stefan: Yeah, sorry about our shitty commenting system. Improvements are in the works. I cleaned up your comment a bit so people can copy and paste the link.
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Stefan
06/13/08 06:52 PM
Thanks a lot Ron. It actually works now. And everyone thanks for taking the time to look at my pic. If anyone ever needs a gory picture of Kobe's head falling off or what not. I gotcha
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