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Tracking the T-Wolves – Saturday Night’s Main Event

In this week’s edition of Hornets247′s weekly Tracking the T’Wolves series, Chris Trew goes solo (note: Mason has not been tossed through barber shop glass, he’s fine) and has some tips on what you can do this Saturday wherever you are.

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Tracking the T’Wolves: What’s your Deal, CP3?

Mason and Chris wonder why Chris Paul truly seems to have it out for the Hornets, continuing to condemn them even after being dealt to Los Angeles in the form of multiple losses to the Timberwolves. Continue reading

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Tracking the T’Wolves – Teach me How to Tumble

Chris and Mason get back after it, this time taking a look at what we can learn from the only team to beat the T’Wolves twice so far this season. Continue reading

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A Response to Megan Ann Wilson’s Mardi Gras Uniform Article on MeganAnnWilson.com

Hornets247′s Chris Trew teams up with his tag team partner in comedy Tami Nelson to formulate a rebuttal to the column on MeganAnnWilson.com (entitled “Not a Good Look: Hornets’ NOLA Mardi Gras Uniforms”) which addresses the Mardi Gras uniforms.

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Hornets Beat: Gordon’s Knee and Tweets, Gustavo Ayon, and the Chris Paul Deal Revisited

The exalted Zach Harper joins us in discussing Eric Gordon’s injury and tweeting habits, Gustavo Ayon starting, the Hornets, and the Chris Paul deal.

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Tracking the T’Wolves – Stomping Our Way To a Second Top-10 Pick

Chris Trew looks into the potential fallout from Kevin Love’s recent 2-game suspension for treating Luis Scola’s face like a bug, and Mason explains why his suggested actions would be so impactful.

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Tracking the T’Wolves: They’re not who we thought they were!

This week’s Tumblewolves post is an email exchange between Hornets247′s Mason Ginsberg and Chris Trew. Chris has a little (too much) fun with ESPN’s NBA trade machine, and Mason tries to explain to him as politely as possible why he may be losing his mind. Continue reading

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3-on-3: Previewing Suns @ Hornets

The New Orleans Hornets take on Phoenix Suns at home tonight, and in our 3-on-3 we break down the matchups to watch and make a few predictions.

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Hornets Beat: Who Needs a Beer?

In this edition of Hornets Beat we discuss bad teams, Monty Williams, Eric Gordon, Chris Kaman, and the Mardi Gras Baby, and are joined by the temporarily gimpy Will Hibert.

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3-on-3: Previewing Hawks @ Hornets

The New Orleans Hornets take on the Hawks tonight at the arena. This will in all likelihood mark the last time we ever think of the attendance mandate.

 

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Tracking the T’Wolves: Time for a Reverse Jinx

In a new twist to our weekly Timberwolves update, Mason injects some logic to go alongside Chris’ always entertaining madness. Continue reading

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100 Words for Monty’s 100th Game

In honor of Monty’s 100th regular season game as coach of the New Orleans Hornets, I present a poem of 100 words.

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Tracking the T’Wolves: Just a Bad Dream

Chris Trew asks that we disregard the last few wins by Minnesota, and instead, create our own reality for the dreaded Wolves Continue reading

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Hornets Beat: Inconsequential Decision Time

Our banner guy, Darius Ejkiewicz, joins us in answering a few Hornets-related questions.

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Tracking the T’Wolves: Firmly in our Sights

Chris Trew takes a peek at the newest team we love to hate- the Tumblewolves

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4-on-3: Previewing Thunder @ Hornets

The legendary Royce Young joins our writers to preview tonight’s game at New Orleans Arena. (Update- Jason Smith will miss tonight’s game.)

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Hornets Beat: Five Games Down

The Hornets247 krewe gives our take on the season through five games. Continue reading

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Hornets Beat: Look at the Animals

This week on Hornets Beat we focus mainly on lockout stuff. We alo offer up some potential names for D-League and WNBA teams in Louisiana. Additionally I threw in some sweet pictures of animals for no reason other than that I find them interesting.

Joining us this week is Chris Trew, a nationally touring comedian, Air Sex host and co-founder of The New Movement. Joining him is our very own 42, Jake Madison from Swarm and Sting, and Mason G from HoopDat. I throw my two cents in as a last minute replacement as well.

1. Fact or Fiction- The largest contributing factor to the Hornets finding a local owner is a small market friendly CBA.

Chris Trew, Comedian- Fact, I think. Perhaps the real largest factor is whether or not Chouest, Morris Bart and Lil’ Wayne can find a fourth horsemen. I vote Ric Flair. Woooo!

This is purely for your entertainment.

42, Hornets247- Fiction. Under the recent CBA the Hornets can generate positive operating income, yet have net losses due to long-term debt being carried. The team could repeat this yearly, even without playoff revenue, if they have people in the stands. The key is getting the people to be “In;” local ownership will emerge if they aren’t signing up for humiliation.

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